Twisted, but true..?

Well, this should have been for HEAL THE WORLD Mondays, but i was obviously sleeping so far this week.. here goes..pearls of wisdom from the workplace that people spout to show they care.

Q:  What is your contribution to environmental conservation?

A:  I am a vegetarian.

And that Ladies and Gentlemen is how we're going to save the planet...one brocolli at a time