Showing posts with label HEAL THE WORLD Mondays. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HEAL THE WORLD Mondays. Show all posts

Enjoys romance, fermentation, and long walks on the peach

Monday, October 12, 2009

Lets just call this one HEAL THE WORLD Mondays with a twist



So here goes - "The Office Dummies Guide to Fruit Flies", also know as "People shouldn't have to be told this stuff". After all, there might be a fly epidemic coming soon. (and if there is, you first heard it here folks):

"Lately, fruit flies are found in our office. They have made their way to the meeting rooms. It has been annoying with them flying around while the meetings are in progress. Fruit flies are also found at your desk when you left your fruits uneaten over a few days.


Fruit flies are found on leftover local bananas and grapes. These fruit flies feed and breed on overripe and fermenting fruits. Fruit flies can reproduce anywhere there is fermenting organic matter that stays consistently wet or moist. These flies develop from larvae, and fruit flies larva must have moist, fermenting matter in order to survive.

To eliminate the flies, local bananas will not be ordered and left over grapes will be cleared from fruit basket after 2 days. Staff are encouraged not to leave fruits on their desks over 2 days. Staff are responsible to clear away the fruits from their desks before going on leave or dispose overripe fruits from their desks.


Each of us has a duty for keep away flies from breeding in our office, including cockroaches. Keep food in containers with tight-fitting lids. Please do not allow food to be remained on the desks overnight, you are inviting insects to feed on them. Store and keep food away before you leave the office...but you need to cultivate good habit to keep the insects away."

Really. People shouldn't have to be told this.

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No can be superhero without snazzy outfit

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Yes, Yes..Its HEAL THE WORLD Mondays again, where i point out bright ideas on how we can save this ole planet we hop up and down on, also better explained as  "pearls of wisdom from the workplace that people spout to show they care." People from my workplace.  Now you know why i'm the smartest pea in this pod.



The Question:
What is your contribution to environmental conservation?



The earth-shattering reply:
I try not to be "a slave to fashion". Don’t you think that is one of the ways to save our environment?

Yes, now discuss.

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Twisted, but true..?

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Well, this should have been for HEAL THE WORLD Mondays, but i was obviously sleeping so far this week.. here goes..pearls of wisdom from the workplace that people spout to show they care.





Q:  What is your contribution to environmental conservation?
A:  I am a vegetarian.


And that Ladies and Gentlemen is how we're going to save the planet...one brocolli at a time

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Saving the world...one plant at a time

Monday, September 7, 2009

Been a long long time since i posted on this blog.. Well, it's the start of another week. Which means its time for HEAL THE WORLD Mondays, where i give you pearls of wisdom that people spout to show they care.
These are mostly from the office place, but don't let that make you think we're a bunch of dorks who know nothing and are doing nothing...we survived the financial crisis didn't we? Aaaand we have many online Solitaire experts who practice their skills day in and day out...Sigh..what was i saying again...aaah yes..

Q: What is your contribution to environmental conservation?
A: I have a plant on my office desk!

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Ironing out our environmental problems..one dress at a time

Monday, June 29, 2009

Another HEAL THE WORLD Monday sagely advice snippet. This one is something i follow too...


Q: What is your contribution to environmental conservation?
A: When I wash my clothes I try not to wrinkle them too much so when they get dry there’s no need for me to iron them. This way, I am able to conserve electricity.

 

...Although in my case, its more a case of laziness.

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Smoke-Free Time Travel for the best of causes

Monday, June 22, 2009

And once again, for HEAL THE WORLD Mondays, more pearls of wisdom


Q: Given an opportunity, which person in this world would you most like to meet and why?
A: My future teenage kids, because I want to make sure that I wouldn’t have made a mistake by bringing them into the world.



Q:What is your contribution to environmental conservation?
A: I don't smoke =)




Well, smoking does cause pollution. So not smoking must mean environmental conservation.
There go my brownie points.

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Heal the world....

Monday, April 20, 2009



=>What is your contribution to environmental conservation?
Answer: I conserve air-conditioning at home by hanging out at a mall on weekends.

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This is why i love working where i work. Enterprising colleagues who make monday mornings so much more entertaining.

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