New Moon - Stephenie Meyer

Oh Lord. Somebody please kill Bella soon. Just so she can stop with the grief she's giving me.

I mean C'mon woman. Have a bloody spine and pick yourself up. How this can be someone who's the 'heroine' in a novel i cannot understand. Which century was Meyer living in when she came up with all that?

This book actually made Twilight look like the best book ever. Almost. OK OK. Not.

Edward and Bella happily in 'love' - Bella bleeds, Jasper goes woohoo - Edward realises ONE BOOK TOO LATE that he really should have left a long time ago. He tells her he's moved on, she forgets its all lust and blood for him and really believes him. Follow a million pages of a painfully pathetic Bella. Then she goes psycho trying to imagine Edward talking to her when she's in el stupido mode. Enter Alice, who i still think is the coolest, who thinks Bella's dead. Ed darling goes el Stupido Stupido and realises he doesn't wanna live if the girl he himself left is dead !! And then Bella runs to rescue the macho marble-top Edward.

Sigh.

Atleast there was Jacob, who was the only one who seemed to have a wee bit of sense. Other than when it came to Bella. He kinda made you want to slap some sense into him and tell him he's a smart guy (and werewolf also) he should get on with life and better women

Yes, i will still read the next book because i;m stupid like that, have nothing better to do and it is kinda addictive. But really, this is a harebrained relationship they have. Edward is no God. He treats her like shit and gets away with it cause he tells her he loves her.

For all those girls out there who may be influenced by this book - Really. Get. A. Life. And some real friends.